This chic three bedroom property in London, owned by the socialite Jade Jagger, has been on the market for about a year now. Has the reason it’s not selling got anything to do with the gold stripper pole that’s slap bang in the middle of the bathroom…?

The £1.5 million property is located on Keslake Road, Queen’s Park, where neighbours are reported to include the actor Daniel Craig and pop singer Lilly Allen – surely that’s a good enough reason to move in?