Anyone looking for a lovely three-bedroom house in a cobbled mews? Alex, one of our SEO guys, is selling his delightful property in Hove – and yes, since you ask, it is for sale on Primelocation.com!

“Nine happy years of cobbled life,” said Alex wistfully, when we asked him for a quote. “Oh, and did I mention it’s really close to Hove train station and right by a 24-hour bus route? Location is everything, you know.”

We know, Alex. We know.

(Is nice, oui?)